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sword in the stone 

When a fucker (usually a guy) fucks another guy (fuckee) in the ass and the top of his dick comes out his mouth. The fuckee tries to pull at the dick but to little prevail, it just gets harder.

Derivation:
In Greece putting your thumb between your index and your middle finger and making a fist indicates discontent (similar to a middle finger), but symbolizes that man fucking the recipient in the ass. On an average day that would be a small penis, but not when its a sword in the stone!
Jakob was complaining about his throat hurting so i gave him the sword in the stone. That ended that.

or..

Have you seen that video with the horse and that guy?
sword in the stone by Leaman January 6, 2008
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sword in the stone 

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man
"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"
sword in the stone by Acuara December 7, 2015

sword in the stoned 

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.
My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.