Big Schatz

The biggest sexiest beast you have ever met. Seduces women by taking them to the bookstore. Reads before basketball games to hype himself up.

Damn… Big Schatz took my five sisters to the bookstore on the same night.

by Peter Pan 5655555 December 27, 2022

Schatz

1) The german word for babe or honey

2) loving term used by your partner, your love for you

„I love you Schatz“
„Hey Schatz, where is the cat?“
„I’ll be back in an hour Schatz!“

by RedOrange September 18, 2019

Cole Schatz

A person who talks shit online but is a pussy in real life. But sometimes he can be cool.

Did you see that Cole Schatz in the group chat?

by JasonBakeThatFlake November 6, 2019

Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.

OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!

by Klochis April 18, 2016