The biggest sexiest beast you have ever met. Seduces women by taking them to the bookstore. Reads before basketball games to hype himself up.
by Peter Pan 5655555 December 27, 2022
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Get the Cole Schatzmug. by RedOrange September 18, 2019
Get the Schatzmug. When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
by Klochis April 18, 2016
Get the Schatz Tanksmug.