For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.
by jizzohn November 10, 2004
Get the polish bike ridemug. The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".
Polish Bike Ride is described in the definition and the ascii art below:
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by Larry Obannan August 18, 2006
Get the Polish Bike Ridemug. The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
Get the polish bike ridemug.