NPH is the abbreviation for Nuts Per Hour. It is used to measure how many times you nut within an hour.
"Hey, dude. What is your NPH?"
"Around eight. But I can push for ten"
"Ten, dude?! I can achieve twenty per hour no problem."
"Around eight. But I can push for ten"
"Ten, dude?! I can achieve twenty per hour no problem."
by LilTrumpet December 10, 2017
Get the NPHmug. The only man in the world that can sparkle and still be sexy, talented, funny, and have people flock around him. In other words, the exact opposite of the pansy ass known as "Edward Cullen". A sheer god among mortals.
NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) presented at the Academy Awards wearing a sparkling tux and STILL looking fantastic and like a true star.
by JadedPromises March 8, 2010
Get the NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)mug.