King of Town

the fat king from homestarrunner.com who likes to eat.

by sega man August 24, 2003

King of Town

Very uncool fellow, often associated with all things butter, doo hoo hoo

by Trogdor the Burninator March 20, 2003

King Of Town

The King of freetown, USA. He plays Typing tutor 2000, is a total loser, and enjoys drinking "Butter-Da".

They say I shouldn't, but It's too darn tasty!

by Zach G. January 23, 2004

the king of town

A character on Homestarrunner.com. He likes to eat a lot. Sometimes he eats his own sheep, which isnt very nice.

DOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOO! I'm the K.O.T!

by coolpersonyo August 30, 2003

the king of town

A fat, elderly Santa Clause wanna-be who has no friends because nobody likes him.

"hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!" said the knig of town, "I want to eat some butter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!"

by the gb5 December 3, 2003

the king of town

The self-proclaimed King of Freetown USA. The only charater on Homestar Runner. com that no one likes

The King's answering machine: "No one likes you."

by The Catfish August 7, 2003

King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004