Bulldogging

When a male tucks his genitalia between his legs while nude and bends over, giving the appearance of a bulldog from the rear.

Guy 1: Man, I can't remember much of last night.

Guy 2: You were pretty wasted. You downed a bottle of vodka and then you started bulldogging my in-laws.

Guy1: Sorry son.

by nma12345 July 15, 2010

bulldogging

Losing total control of your bowels via diarrhea and vomiting at the same time.

You should have seen my bathroom after that broad left, she totally bull dogged the whole place. I needed a HAZMAT suit to clean up. Bulldogging is not a sexy thang.

by Kid Stardust December 15, 2008

bulldog

An extremely large, beat up vagina. Usually consisting of long, wrinkly lips dripping with "saliva" cream and abnormal protruding snaggled teeth. Usually found on women with muffin tops and bat wing arms.

That chick last night wasn't bad lookin til she dropped her pants and wanted me to pet her bulldog. No way was she gettin my begging strip!

by analcunt01234 March 4, 2011

bulldog

a lesbian. one who wears sport shirts, baggy jeans, with long hair but tightly pulled back into a pony tail. a girl who walks around like she is buffer than any guy. a tough lesbian.

my girlfriend made out with that bulldog.

by AlexanderWho? January 16, 2009

bulldog

a breed of dog that has a weird ass face

the bulldog is one of the AKC breeds

by frances December 31, 2004

bulldogs

Bulldogs(A player of league of legends also refers as OwenDaGamer) is a first class faggot, his brain is as small as his penis he likes to go around acting like he is the best shit, he is actually fucking terrible at life and league of legends his childhood was corrupted after been beaten by his dad several times, if you see him dont bother to talk back to him as you will be dick slapped in the face. He will then ask you for a 1v1 on league of legends, if you say yes hes likely to dodge it and say he got ddosed(denial of service)he's actually the most pathetic player on league of legends and a pile of garbage.

Me: Owen you suck dick 1v1 me.
BullDogs(Owendagamer): haha fucking ok then scrub
Me: Log on league Of Legends now
Owendagamer(Owendagamer): fuck you you're not even worth my time you smelly scrub.

by loluwotfat December 4, 2014

bulldog

The act of taking a wicked shit after a long night of drinking and having the smell of it make you so sick that you have to get off the toilet and puke into the bowl, on top of the shit.

Chim-chim got so drunk on New Year's that he bulldogged it the next morning at McDonald's after breakfast

by Duke Togo October 10, 2004