Tartan Suitcase

The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs

- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn

Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.

by Don't Fear Keg January 19, 2018

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tartan bear

Affectionate slang term for a Hairy Scottish man. Normally irresistible to the same sex. Known for lifting weights.

Oh my! Chris is such a tartan bear! I would totally sleep with that weightlifting hairy sexpot!

by Banana Bear March 20, 2019

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Tartan Tranny

Tartan Tranny Transvestite a male from Scotland or of Scottish heritage who hides behind the excuse of National Dress in order to wear womens clothing in public

Look over there at that sweaty Sock in his skirt he's such a Tartan Tranny

by Stolen_Monkey April 13, 2007

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Tartan High school

A school where they treat students like trash, hoes act like they some boss bitches and they just hoes and light-skin boys act like they want smoke but be scared af

1. Damn bro! What school your bitch go to?

Tartan high school Fam, what’s up?
Then she must be a hoe!
2. Boy, Don’t play on my name If you do not want smoke!

Omfg These light skin boys talk like they with it and they ain’t shit

by BlackForces killer November 24, 2019

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