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Walking the Pokemon

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1. Taking your Pokemon for a walk in its Pokewalker
2. Synonymous for masturbation

There is a new device with Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver that lets you take your Pokemon with you walking, known as the Pokewalker. It features a lot of Pokemon not found within the games themselves that you can catch, but you have to walk a lot in order to unlock some of the locations. In order to cheat the system, i.e. not walk every where, you have to simulate the walking motion with an analogous motion. Some people hold it in their hand and move their hands up and down in a straight motion, which if observed without noticing the Pokewalker in one's hand, looks quite a bit like a hand gesture for masturbation.
A: In between calls at work, I like walking the Pokemon. Now if you excuse me, I need to go masturbate.
by Arashmin April 29, 2010
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Red The Pokemon Trainer

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1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.
Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!
by Red The Trainer February 27, 2021
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Ryu The Pokemon

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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The best pokemon

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The reason Mudkip is the best pokemon is that it is the best starter it's so cute it evolves into the most broken type double, it can learn probably the most diverse moves out of all starters, and it always smiles.
by 9dohead October 26, 2020
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A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore
Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub
by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017
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