spasticated

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle

by fo'shizzle ma nizzle March 15, 2003

spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

splificated

Drunk, tipsy,or even in most cases fucked up

Later on tonight my crews getting splificated at the spot.

by Copacetic Authentic April 16, 2004

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

spasticated

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

by travelmate37 June 25, 2010

splificated

second meaning: sundered, cloven in two (appearing in British school slang circa 1936)

"She played a mean trick on us, Annie! She ought to be splificated!"

by Siberianne January 15, 2013

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021