Smoke dick

go fuck yourself ass hole

jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class

jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!

by miracle21 December 22, 2008

smoke dick

to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.

boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."

boy 1: "woah bro, nice."

by jadeisstraight March 12, 2017

Smoke Dick

When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).

That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.

by LIZZY0759 August 8, 2011

Smoking dick

When a gay nigga smoke a dick

Jaylen smoking dick

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019

Smoking dick

Being a weird person or doing weird things

Why are you smoking dick bro

by Robbinyomomma2 November 1, 2019

You smoking dick.

To tell someone they trippin.

They're not dropping Airpods 2, you smoking dick.

by WhooshLikeANikeSwoosh March 16, 2019

smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008