skirtinkle

verb or noun: wet spot found around the hem of a skirt, caused by not clearing the toilet bowl of all material.

Dude, your girlfriend has major skirtinkle. Time to wring out.

by BJSnappySnap2 July 9, 2009

Skirting

To set out or depart from some place: go. Most likely used in a party setting where any number of factors may cause you to want to leave (such as a sausage fest, lack of beers, people who aren't as cool as you are, etc.).

Man, this party sucks ass...we're skirting.

"We're about to get outta here."
"You're skirting?"
"Yea, this place blows."

by lankysob April 19, 2005

Skirtle

When your taking a shit and its mixed with hard shit and watery shit. It will squirt out between the hard shit to make a skirtle.

Hey my faggot whore did you just skirtle on the shitter?

by Horse Fucker July 29, 2008

Skirtism

The belief that men wear pants and women wear skirts and if not followed it may cause gender confusion and sin. Skirtism is most common in different religious groups.

She can't even wear shorts thats a bad case of skirtism.

by McBee August 10, 2006

up-skirting

Camera voyeurgasm of sticking one's mob. down-up an unnoticing girl's skirt in subway cars and *click* *click* on the booty!

Up-skirting is the down-up version of down-blousing, where the pix are taken from above tits to capture some breast cleavage or boorak, assnecks, canal zone!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Skirted

to leave in a hurry. Mainly used while talkin about driving a car. Barking your Tires

I skirted on the police.

by DZWilliams October 28, 2006

skirtin

pimpin' the shit out of life. Whether rolling high class or skeeting the way out of class, or skeetin' that shit.

Kirsten skirtin' the way out of Justin by drinking more than he can handle.

by kirsten j June 25, 2006