Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!
(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
(Less-Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
(Less-Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
by Squirrelish87 December 12, 2005
When, while having anal sex with a girl, the penetrator, simultaneously fists her and she squeals like a pig.
by Oink oink in the pink & stink April 12, 2011
I heard Brenda went to that new taqueria on Cinco de Mayo and got a Six-Fingered Jose after a pitcher of margaritas.
by John Boova III August 23, 2022
When inmate Smith went off, the guards called for The Six Fingered Man to come down and kick his ass.
by One Two February 06, 2008
Inbred white person, usually male.
Usually from a backwater suburb or town.
Indicative of low income and low intelligence.
Usually from a backwater suburb or town.
Indicative of low income and low intelligence.
Who lives in the house with all the retarded kids and broken cars in the front yard?
That's just Rob. He's some six fingered banjo picker from the western suburbs.
That's just Rob. He's some six fingered banjo picker from the western suburbs.
by OldBuzzard March 06, 2010
A Six Fingered Sister Kisser is someone from an area/town/village reputed to have high incidence of incestual activities. Like the village in Deliverance.
I don’t suppose Lockdown will bother anyone in Wiltshire given that the gene pool is shallower than a municipal pool foot bath, they’re all a bunch of Six Fingered Sister Kissers
by Careless Winsper December 21, 2020