shit me a storm

Kind of like the phrase: "cry me a river" but used for people who like to bullshit big things. Don't forget, storms are big

Jon: I made $1 Million Dollars just in a day
Edelynne: Shit me a storm

by r1cem4n April 19, 2020

shit me sour

1. Meaning that your are in a shitty situation.

2. Being in amazement.

Ezra said "SHIT ME SOUR!!" as he burnt his finger.

Or

Henry said "shit me sour." cuz your dick was so small.

by MOOsaidTheCow December 7, 2011

Shit me on the ass

Another phrase for "fuck my life"

"That embarrassing video of you got 322 views"
"Well, shit me on the ass"

by Quadhouse June 6, 2016

shit me in the asshole

when you're horny AF and ask someone to politely shit you in the asshole

Natalie dear could you please shit me in the asshole

by frank420blazeit September 22, 2016

shit me dead cunt

It can be used pretty much just as an exclamation. Like in frustration when something is not going right. Or when something is top notch.

Shit me dead cunt she is fit.
Shit me dead cunt, cant you do one fucking thing round the house?

by the.bish April 16, 2019

Shit Me Up

(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.

1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.

by NAAAYRB May 25, 2016

shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"

Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol

by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017