The real deal Shaquille O'Neal 

When something is legit af

Dang son, that graffiti artist is "The real deal Shaquille O'Neal".

Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.

The real deal Shaquille O'Neal by REALDEALShaquilleONeal August 24, 2022

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl

Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay

Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022

Shaquille O'Neal 

1)the most overpayed player in the NBA
2)the most over-rated player in the NbA
3)crazy ass 350lb black man.
4)fat-ass clown who always tries to be the "coolest" player in the all-star game, by shooting 3s, dunking off the backboard in a freethrow, skipping down the court, or by putting a camera inside his big ass sneaker.

Coach: Hey you! u better practice those freethrows or u will grow up to be shaquille o'neal!
kid: nooooooooooooooooo....*pratices his free throws for 7 weeks without eating, sleeping or goin to the bathroom*

Shaquille O'Neal by the next t-mac July 28, 2008

Shaquille O’Neal 

When somebody puts a whole basketball in them, even though they can’t get it back out.

I think that guy just pulled a Shaquille O’Neal.

Shaquille O’Neal by Magic Johnzyn June 1, 2020