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patato sex

When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)
"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"
by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017
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sexpotato

I like to rub my sexpotato all over my face.
by Marksexpotato April 10, 2010
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Sexpotato

A person who wants to spend every moment in the house having sex. Usually happens in the first month of a relationship, or soon after becoming sexually active with your partner. Not to be confused with a couch potato, a sex potato often breaks to eat- rather than eat during the act.
Laura: "Have you seen Mark or Beth?"

Rob: "No, Last I heard they were at home having sex, but that was 2 days ago"

Laura: "What a bunch of sexpotatoes!"
by VanillaVixen December 22, 2010
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