An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.
by Heffnark October 11, 2009
An employee’s stupidity or sense of entitlement ultimately leading to the Company’s or their own demise.
You guys know why Rich didn’t show up for work tonight? I don’t know, maybe his ass got Schlegeled....
by Tiger Bisking October 27, 2021
A community’s pedophile. They’re usually seen hanging out at schools or playgrounds being over friendly with the adults and kids but with ulterior motives.
Ugh, you see that guy by the swing set? He gives off a Schlegel kind of vibe. Let’s get the kids and go.
by Straffnoye April 10, 2024
When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby
by Shitshow-- March 17, 2024