He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
Get the Old Man Sammug. A guy who very nerdy and likes trains. he is tall a good friend, BUT HE NEVER WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT TRAINS LIKE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sam the train man means to dedicate your whole damn life to trains,
Person 1: Yo Sam can you stop talking about trains please?
Sam: no. (insert nerdy train fact here)
Person 1: Yo Sam can you stop talking about trains please?
Sam: no. (insert nerdy train fact here)
by NoahTheShortKid August 4, 2021
Get the Sam the train manmug.