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Saint Joseph's University

Hawk Hill as many refer to it is a school on the outskirts of Philadelphia where about 3,500 undergrads go. Although sometimes hard to find a party, as long as you have a fake, or real ID you will have a fun time. There are a few bars very close by but the best thing is that it's close to Manyunk where you're guaranteed a good time. St. Joe's kids love to drink and are mostly rich white kids. They love their basketball at SJU and will do most anything to get to the games in the tiny fieldhouse. One of the best business schools in the U.S. and even though you might not go to many parties, you're sure as hell going to get a good job graduating from this school.
Saint Joseph's University, a good school with lots of white kids where you're most likely gonna bar hop and not party hop.
by Htowner July 17, 2006
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the only catholic high school where the freshmen get beat up by math teachers and they drink hot sauce and crush oreo's on people's birthdays. we also refer to each other by our last names.
i drank so much hot sauce during distallo's class, i had to stick my head out of the window at saint joseph regional high school.
by joes fan May 18, 2006
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1. A place where you can pretty much get away with whatever the fuck you want, and still graduate. The place where someone has the gall to put a fucking terd on the windowsill. and most importantly the place where the vice principal has the balls to barehand it.

2. A good way to blow 28,000 clams.

3. A bunch of untucked polo shirts and popped collars. And Doherty can't do shit about it.

4. Home of the world renowned Dowling food service.

5. Br. Reidy's estate.
1. Student: Good Mornign mr. Barehand donelly, whats that on your hand?
BBD: Why, i believe thats terd?!.

2. Its not worth seven thousand a year.

3. Please tuck in your shirt son.
no, ass.

4. 5 is 10, 10 is 20... Thank you very much have a nice weekend.

5. I sit on a lawnchair in my backyard to watch highschool football games.
by Bob Ross April 7, 2005
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A place where you do what ever the fuck you want, a place where you make fun of fat kids like Gulli and Butler.. a place where you win State Championships, ( and own those fagots at Bergen Catholic at every fucking sport) a place where your math teacher will surround the desks in a circle and challenge you to a fight, a place where you yell your freshmen English teacher's first name. A place where you control the new Biology teacher and every time he tries to act tough and yell you laugh in his face, a place where your weight coach believes dinosaurs and Stuart little are still living and real a place where if you got a problem with someone you'll meet them at the bagel shop, a place where Mackie runs up to you to make sure your buttons are buttoned and that you are cleanly shaven, a place where deep down everyone knows the class of 2011 runs shit =)
" At Saint Joseph Regional High School Roger Kintish made us write essay's on stories after we repeatably yelled his first name!"

" we once put a condem on a spanish teachers door"

"im a freshmen at this school, and the first day i saw the large fellow they call Butler eat 5 cookies at breakfast!!"
by SJR king March 10, 2009
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Saint Joseph's University

Crappy parties, with blond girls carring fake designer bags, and guys that think they are rich and tough. Academics in business are solid for a privite school in the North East. Only go if you plan on studying business or playing basketball.
A college or university where people use to study at, now primarily used as an excuse to waste mom and dad's money an drink beer.
by Acov November 5, 2004
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Saint Joseph Academy

All girls Catholic high school in St Louis, Missouri.

Best in sports, best in partying, and best in $$$$$$

Well known for soccer, basketball, volleyball, and field hockey especially.

One thousand times greater than their lower-class NoCo rivals incarnate word.
Who are you guys playing tomorrow?

Saint Joseph Academy

Oh... that sucks.
by angels4lyfe May 29, 2010
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Saint Joseph Academy

A private school located in Brownsville, Texas near the border to Mexico. Filled with party animals because it has the biggest high school parties in the RGV. It is a Marist school with a message to serve the community and give back. Places an emphasize on girl's skirts and teachers are often more concerned when it comes to that than in cheating or copying. Often abbreviated SJA for short.
Mr. Saint: *Hands detention slip*
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?

Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
by This_guy00 July 3, 2018
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