Succulent
Franklin: "Hey, Jamike, did you see how succulent Cordelia's breasts looked today at bingo?"
Jamike: "Yes Franklin, I did. In fact, I would likely crawl across a football field of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin can over a field phone."
Franklin: "Word."
Jamike: "And frankly, with breasts that are as perky as a tube sock full of puke, I have to believe her sphincter is equally as pursed and swollen."
Franklin: "I would be shocked to hear anything different. I would undoubtedly consume a mile of her feces just to see where it came from!"
Franklin and Jamike giggled to themselves at the comical imagery while they furiously wailed away on their succulent little wart covered toadstools until they liberated the sweet sweet nectar.
Jamike: "Yes Franklin, I did. In fact, I would likely crawl across a football field of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin can over a field phone."
Franklin: "Word."
Jamike: "And frankly, with breasts that are as perky as a tube sock full of puke, I have to believe her sphincter is equally as pursed and swollen."
Franklin: "I would be shocked to hear anything different. I would undoubtedly consume a mile of her feces just to see where it came from!"
Franklin and Jamike giggled to themselves at the comical imagery while they furiously wailed away on their succulent little wart covered toadstools until they liberated the sweet sweet nectar.
Succulent by Dwayne Jefferson July 31, 2014
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