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social networking whore

a person who regularly uses more than one social networking site(such as myspace, bebo, facebook, twitter, friendster, etc)

OR

Someone who spends more than an hour a day on a social networking site.

Usually a combination of both. Social networking whore's get off when they get comments or pokes and generally go through acute depression and anxiety when they sign in to find no updates at all.
That Lily Allen is always blogging on myspace and updating her twitter. She's like the original social networking whore.

Steph has facebook, bebo, myspace and twitter and goes online everyday. She's such a social networking whore.
by charjackson March 7, 2009
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Social Networking Site

A Popular website in which millions of people waste their lives on because they have no actual life.
Fred: "Hey Jerry, do you have a social networking site account?

Jerry: "Fuck you, get a life you darn social networker!!!"
by kankersore69 June 17, 2010
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Any person who uses social networking sites yet has limited success with interactions on the site.
1. She only met my friend Joyce one time, and now she posts on her wall almost four times a day, and likes almost everything Joyce posts. What a social networking loser (SNL).

2. Have you ever seen the stuff John posts about? It's so lame that nobody every interacts with him except for his family and girlfriend, who feel obligated to. What a social networking loser (SNL).

3. Wow, Jacob seriously has no friends that he tries to interact with all of my friends, and they don't like it. What a social networking loser (SNL).
by ratian November 11, 2011
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Anti-Social Networking

1. unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people due to preoccupation with social networking via smartphone, computer, or any other technology.

acronym ASN.
A person who is surrounded by friends at a bar or restaurant, but is on their smartphone checking their twitter feed or other peoples Facebook updates rather than socializing with the people present: Oh don't worry about Liz joining the conversation at dinner she is Anti-Social Networking as usual.
by fakelamarodom December 30, 2011
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Urethral Social Networking

I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page.
by Alexander Tarrant August 4, 2008
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Anti-social networking

Actively avoiding or severing connections on social networking sites to avoid your friend's connections.
Once I realized what a bitch Chuck's wife is, I took him off my friends list. I like the guy, but a little anti-social networking is easier than dealing with her.
by Jake4f March 16, 2009
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SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.
I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.
by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011
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