You're shitting me

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"

Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?

by MissBynn March 07, 2009

shit me off

When something makes you angry.

People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.

by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge February 22, 2012

shits me to tears

Australasian for 'causes me great displeasure'

This traffic shits me to tears,

the weather lately shits me to tears,

Your drinking shits me to tears, are you going to hurry the fuck up or what ?

by jonoabroad September 14, 2007

Are you shitting me

Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.

He punched him in the face.

Are you shitting me!

by werd11111112087277 May 12, 2008

you shit me

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

by Hyper-z June 25, 2005

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying

you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.

by Anonymous November 18, 2002