The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.
<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.
by Teknos February 19, 2009

Richard Simmons Gay is an adjective used to describe something that is horribly, flamingly gay. Like a guy wearing leather chaps with his bare ass hanging out.
This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.
This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.
by dex007 June 4, 2004

by xxl84 October 11, 2009

by nutzostevo July 9, 2011

When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.
by IIIICON February 11, 2009
