RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.
A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:
Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.
Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.
Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!
Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.
Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.
Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!
by Corey McCutcheon June 26, 2008
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Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.
Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.
Nigel - "We had an amazing night...morning not so good. I woke up to her screaming and pointing at my face.
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"
by NigelBigNose March 18, 2010
Get the Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS) mug.In Western countries white people (especially) women (again especially) can do a 360 on you. They are unpredictable and like volcano. These can be long term friends neighbors, relatives, family members, spouses, significant others, girlfriends or boyfriends. Sort of like "thrown under the bus" these people are usually soulless white people but it can be any race
David and Samir where doing business, Samir did a lot of the hard work , Dave takes the earnings and disappears.
Jennifer and David were married happily, one day Jennifer wakes up and makes all this stuff up about David.
Samir & Amira would go out of the way to never park in front of their own home, Todd & Brenda got mad when Samir & Amira parked infront of their own home because Todd & Brenda's cars were parked everywhere
Karen would make up stories about her husband so she could get the kids, real bad stories, a case of Random White People Syndrome
Glen would always invite Mustapha out to eat, Glen would always pay . Glen would never get uncomfortable when Mustapha always paid as Glen never would offer
Mohammed would always help Melissa and not ask for anything in exchange for several , one day Mohammed was not in a good situation and couldnt move his item and Melissa went crazy on him!
Stacy & Richard went out an date. Jamie would constantly tell Richard how much she likes him. Richard wouldn't putout that night. Stacy told everyone he tried to rape her
Jennifer and David were married happily, one day Jennifer wakes up and makes all this stuff up about David.
Samir & Amira would go out of the way to never park in front of their own home, Todd & Brenda got mad when Samir & Amira parked infront of their own home because Todd & Brenda's cars were parked everywhere
Karen would make up stories about her husband so she could get the kids, real bad stories, a case of Random White People Syndrome
Glen would always invite Mustapha out to eat, Glen would always pay . Glen would never get uncomfortable when Mustapha always paid as Glen never would offer
Mohammed would always help Melissa and not ask for anything in exchange for several , one day Mohammed was not in a good situation and couldnt move his item and Melissa went crazy on him!
Stacy & Richard went out an date. Jamie would constantly tell Richard how much she likes him. Richard wouldn't putout that night. Stacy told everyone he tried to rape her
by Mohammed Atta December 21, 2020
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