pussy to dick ratio

The ratio of women to men at an event.

Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?

by Yoshe January 4, 2009

Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise

The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.

Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)

by dick fart surprise September 29, 2010

Dick Pussy Lick

When sexual intercourse is happening and a person will lick the dick and the pussy together.
in basic terms,it is a threesome

Guy:Holy crap dude!I just preformed a Dick Pussy Lick last night with Jennifer and Samantha!
Guy 2:Omygawd I am so doing that this Friday Night

by CumSomeCumDud October 14, 2018

Dick Pussy

1. A male feline, male house cat.
2. A spineless stubborn person.

1st example:
Man says to cat "You know what you are, a Dick Pussy!'
Cat responds "Meow"

2nd example:
Asshole Supervisor "You are fired! I don't want you're retarded ass working here anymore!"
Fired employee "Fuck you! I'll beat your fucking bitch ass!"
Asshole supervisor cowards under a table "Please don't hurt me!! Someone help! Call the police"
Customer says "Gee, he is a real Dick and a Pussy! Hehe.. a Dick Pussy!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008

Limp dick pussy faggot

A weak man with a limp dick

Chuck is such a limp dick pussy faggot.

by Yacobinmugatu October 26, 2018

Pussy ass dick-rider bitch

Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.

This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.

If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.

“Zulu is such a pussy ass dick-rider bitch. Maybe he’ll get the karma he deserves.

by PIXELMATOR March 12, 2023

Pussy-ass dick

Some everybody were stupid ass and like dickheads!

.A:Activision is such an pussy-ass dick company.They worked nothing.

by Prolol23Word July 6, 2023