Puddle pirate 

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

Puddle pirate by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

Puddle Pirates by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013