porterhouse dick

An incredibly large asshole

Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.

by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011

proteinious

Usually refers to being protein-rich of full of protein.

Eggs are tasty and proteinious.

by pofkezas March 25, 2005

proarious

jubilant anarchy

we had a proarious night

by RexusKwando May 5, 2017

porterhouse fuckchild

When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.

Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!

by heyunclecharlie August 26, 2009

Pesterious

To be annoying; bothersome.

“This child is very Pesterious.”

by An urethra February 22, 2022

PROtentious

Professionally pretentious.

adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...

dude, have you ever watched six feet under?
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.

theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.

by ducty December 29, 2011

porterhouse

A term used by hair stylist to describe the size of a gentleman's package while hanging out at the pool in Vegas.

"That's quite a porterhouse that guy is packing over there."

by Hair Cut May 7, 2005