Polly Plantar

The best, most catastrophic, most energetic, most cutest tadpole to ever exist.

(best character ever)

Hop Pop: POLLY?!

Polly Plantar: I DON’T HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM YOU HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM

Hop Pop: WHERE’S SPRIG

Polly Plantar: Something something monster, something something woods

by POLLY PLANTAR SUPERFAN September 25, 2022

PLANTAR PUSSITIS

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019

plantar fagiitis

When someone is being a complete wuss (faggot) about his plantar fasciitis

Pacey didn't come to school today because of his plantar fagiitis

by December 06, 2024

plantar fagiitis

When someone is being a complete wuss (faggot) about their plantar fasciitis

Pacey didn't come to school today because of his plantar fagiitis

by December 06, 2024

Plantar-Fashionitis

The pain associated with breaking in a new pair of fashionable shoes.

I knew after just a few steps in my new shoes that I would have plantar-fashionitis the next day, but these shoes are worth the pain!

by Punster-Fraser August 19, 2018

Plantar Pussyitis

When your feet hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He had to cancel all plans after last night’s festivities led to a bad case of plantar pussyitis.

by Johnny rockets July 16, 2022