perenium falcon

A sexual act in which one person rapidly runs their tongue across another person's perenium ('taint' or 'grundle').

While Tommy was eating Kyra's ass, he decided to surprise her by giving her a perenium falcon.

by Phallus_Aurelius November 22, 2021

Perenium

The rarest of all periodic elements, found predominantly in Russia. Prized by experts for its value, more then Plutonium and Uranium.
Has a half life of 69 years

Sergei was dumbfounded when Vlad found his perenium, it had been right there under his nose the whole time!

by Sideshow Willy September 9, 2018