patches 

a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/

Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!

patches by Patches-is-the-shit June 22, 2008

patches 

a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.

put socks on before patches shows up again…

patches by Sc0opy January 31, 2022

Patches 

Another word for Bitch , used to subliminal messages,

Calm down patches.

Patches by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022

Patches

To get groomed and or owned

Damn patches just got to him

Patches by Kxsbi May 11, 2026

patches ito 

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high

Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy

patches ito by Just a purrfect apawcalypse fa April 2, 2021

patches are welcome 

Also, "pull requests welcome"

The open source way of saying "go screw yourself".

When somebody requests a new feature in a open source project and nobody wants to implement it, the project moderators will politely say no by saying that the person requesting the feature is welcome to do the work himself.

Random guy: I think it would be a great if Firefox supported joystick navigation. That way, a user can click on links using a joystick rather than a mouse.

Project Maintainer: We don't have the resources to create such a feature. Patches are welcome and we will review the code if you are willing to write it yourself.

patches are welcome by sebflippers July 13, 2014

patches go on pockets 

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

patches go on pockets by macka lacaka April 27, 2023