padding 

The act of driving around late at night with your friends and sticking menstrual pads onto signs, cars, and mailboxes, usually whilst stoned. There are three people usually: The driver who is in charge of pulling up close to the object and turning off the headlights, the passenger, who gets out and sticks the pad to the object, and the person in the backseat who unwraps the pads.

"We clearly have no life since we just spend 73 dollars on pads at Walmart to go padding.."

padding by Kayla Dayngerous May 16, 2013

padding squad 

it's the bad bitch clique. you have park jimin, taemin, kai, sungwoon, timoteo, and others. you have the idol with the fattest ass in there as well as the one with the flattest, diversity. also, all of these motherfuckers can dance for some reason. 3 of them being the best dancers in korea.

#PADDING SQUAD: everybody wanna be us, on top of the industry

padding squad by jiminism February 10, 2020

Padding for the Pounding 

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.

"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."

Padding for the Pounding by LooshaReeyour April 10, 2010

Padding the Net 

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).

The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.

Padding the Net by Islemage February 14, 2018

Padding creation delay 

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

Padding creation delay by provider44 January 17, 2010

padding up 

V - to wear a diaper, for no reason other than that you want to wear a diaper for fun and poop and pee in it.

"Dude do you pad up?"
"Yeah dude im padding up right now. My mom left so I have the house to myself, im just paddin"

padding up by cdawg116 December 16, 2008

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011