Penetrationship

A relationship which survives for the most part on sex, hence there is very little relation, mostly penetration.

Matt can't come to the movies tonight, he's too committed to his penetrationship.

by Skrow January 21, 2009

prenetrated

to be penetrated whilst in prison. a combination of the two words, invented by Dave Hunter on the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show

eat lots of glass if you know you'll be going to jail, that may help discourage frequently being prenetrated

by firebird7 March 29, 2010

Emancipation Penetration

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

by missindsey February 18, 2010

Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

penetration barrier pillow

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.

Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.

by YAWA October 5, 2017

Penetrate The Owl

Anything you want it to fucking mean.

Lets go Penetrate The Owl.
Yeah, lets go!

by x70s_carmine May 30, 2015

toe penetration

Usually done with a micro penis and your partners toes, popular with a gay man and trans male,
It’s when the micro penis penetrates under your toe nail, typically done using the big toe
You have to have long toe nails for this action.

Charles: “hey man wanna have some toe penetration sex?”

Willy: “sure! Let me get my trans micro penis out, prepare your toes Charles.”

Charles: “hmmmm~”

by DragonChickens#3205 August 18, 2020