break yourself off

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Can you break yourself off for me?!

by Matadorgirl December 09, 2021

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YEET yourself off a bridge

When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way

You ever wanna YEET yourself off a bridge??

by Ars3n August 20, 2019

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throw yourself off a cliff

do it coward

i would like you to throw yourself off a cliff

by Dingus McFart February 22, 2022

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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount July 11, 2008

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