ohai

small boring town in california bordering on a tiny luddite college on a hill

(correct spelling: ojai)

girl 1: the best part of my day is shovelling shit at work
girl 2: shouldn't going home be the best part of your day?
girl 1: no, I live in ohai

by share the harp is February 17, 2012

ohays

Old word for “chocolate” back in 1940’s, the word died because of an diarrhea infection at one of the factories, whoever uses that word now is mostly affected by autism.

These ohays gave me a fat stinky disgusting diarrhea.

by The World & Universe Def’s January 22, 2021

Ohai

Another way of saying 'Okay'

A: Do you want to meet sunday?
B: Ohai, sounds fun!

by FearlessVampireKiller August 30, 2012

Ohai Thor

An informal greeting to acknowledge the presence of the nordic god of thunder Thor.

John: Steve, here's Thor.
Steve: Ohai Thor.
John: Thor, that's Steve
Thor: Ohai Steve.

by Superbuddha April 27, 2011