Nordic Speech 

The act of getting so drunk, and emotional, that for no discernible reason you break into a Scandinavian accent, and tell someone you barely know how important they are to you.

Hey, Hamish is getting drunk again, think he'll go Nordic Speech on us again?

Nordic Speech by RageTheoryProductions June 19, 2012

Nordic Skiing 

More commonly referred to as "nerdic," it is almost as cool as alpine skiing. There are two disciplines, classic and skate. Both require incredible strength, effort, and perseverance, although less skill than other types of skiing including freestyle, alpine racing, and ski jumping.

A: I have my first nerdic skiing race today, wish me luck!

B: Wow maddd respect dude, that almost as cool as what I'm doing this afternoon, which is going 90 mph to win the downhill.

A: Oh yeah?? I GOT A 5 ON THE AP TEST

B: ...

Nordic Skiing

Nordic Skiing by jski13 January 13, 2012

Normie scum 

The general population which selectively hates "anime" and does not call extremely popular shows such as Pokèmon a kind of anime.

Ugh, those Normie scum are just extremely biased and only go with "popular" and widely accepted things

Normie scum by 3 ed hu3guwgh March 5, 2020

Nordic Skiing 

A sport that although requires people to be very fit, requires no skill at all nor does it require one to have any balls. It is for people who want to ski but are too afraid of going 40 mph down an icy mountain. Unlike downhill skiers, nordic skiers cannot do tricks off of big jumps, cannot ski fast through deep powder in the woods, and cant huck off of cliffs. Nordic skiing is not real skiing. This is only when talking about male nordic skiers. nordic skier girls are hot and sexy and need to keep doing what they do.

bill- damn did you see those girls in that spandex? they were all sexy as hell.

jim- yeah thats the girls nordic skiing team. they stay in really good shape.

Nordic Skiing by VT skier May 24, 2009

Nordic Skiing 

A type of skiing that requires no skill. People join this sport if they suck at sports because Nordic skiing is easy. All of the losers join this sport if they want to Ski but arent good enough to do Downhill. Wusses also join because they are afraid of going 30-40mph down a steep hill.

Stuart: "Hey guys, lets go downhill skiing"

Riley: "Sorry, man I have no skill so I'm going to go Nordic skiing."

Nick: "Yeah, I'm a wuss and not tough enough to do Downhill so I'm going with Riley."

Nordic Skiing by StuartZ February 6, 2007

nordic slang

Any kind of slang that resembles Norse words and phrases. Brohiem

That guy was using Nordic Slang yesterday man!

nordic slang by Viking dude October 9, 2016

nordic shadow 

The shadow of a nord.

The sun was bright, so I could see Olaf's nordic shadow

nordic shadow by Nordic Shadow February 24, 2017