Nigel

A male who has a massive penis and can pleasure any women in the world.

Oh you are such a Nigel

by Dixion cider August 26, 2017

Nigel

The individual who brings the Brie to a party or other social function.

“Oh, that must be Nigel with the Brie!” -Bogey Lowenstein.

by Umberto Onderdonk July 29, 2021

Nigel

He is a goat at everything

Hey Nigel wanna play. No you trash

by Boutyb March 21, 2019

Nigel

The trash bin, or trash itself

Oscar: Hey Cookie!
Cookie: Why are you staying in Nigel all the time?
Oscar: Nigel loves me, don’t judge us!YDB!!!!!

by YDBeemo October 15, 2018

Nigel

A single curl of hair deviating from a man's natural "flow", falling onto the forehead.

"That guy has a Nigel!"

"Hey man, your Nigel is showing"

by sgthowser January 10, 2013

Nigel

Someone visible in a photograph but who was not meant to be in it - i.e. a picture of a group of friends has a random person walking past in the background with a funny expression. Origins - Fantasy Football (mid 1990's TV programme) feature about how Nigel Clough would always try to sneak into the camera shot. Usually used in the context 'doing a Nigel'. Kudos is always given to 'Nigels' with funny facial expressions or particularly if you can deliberately 'Nigel' someone else's photo.

Look at that old lady doing a Nigel in my photo of the Eiffel Tower.

OR

I just Nigel'd that wedding photo.

by LadyChablis June 15, 2010

Nigel

A Nigel is somone you would also consider a “lurk” in PUBG. A Nigel is somone who prowls around in grass fields waiting to pounce on his pray.

Hey you see that in the field there, that there is a Nigel.

by Lurkmore123 January 2, 2018