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Knock Naughties

Are you two gonna knock naughties tonight?

I totally just walked in on my roommate knocking naughties with her ex-boyfriend!
by PhiKF08 June 14, 2010
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Noughties

A game you can play with your Sky remote.

You may have noticed, if you press the '0' button on your remote it will appear, as if you intend to change the channel for approximately 10 seconds before disappearing.
If you press the '0' button four times in a row, a red error message will occur that reads 'Channel Unavailable'.
Well, in the art of Noughties, the aim is to make this message occur in the longest time possible, i.e. wait as long as possible before pressing the next '0' without the previous '0' disappearing and continue this until the message occurs.

The maximum possible time is 30 seconds.
Guy 1: Mann this shit is boring, why are we even watching it?
Guy 2: I dunno.. fancy a game of Noughties?
Guy 1: Ok, i'll time you!
by lameguy56 October 13, 2008
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naughtie

pursuing the act of being a hoe
by Darrius D January 3, 2008
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touched naughties

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!
by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008
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Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.
Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that
by OatmealUser January 3, 2022
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ñaughneroderor

Any logic gate you can think of.
Person 1; Have you experienced birth of a child?
Person 2; Yes, also it was ñaughneroderor crap.
Person 1; Wtf is "ñaughneroderor"?
Person 2; Any logic gate you can think.
Person 1; hahanicetalkingtoyoubye
by medangerousmuginmyammarsky January 24, 2023
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