nfm

abbrev. never fucking mind

1: idb!
2: idb?
1: LOLOL NFM

by jesus w. bush January 3, 2005

nfm

NudesForMoney

Bob: nfm?
girl: Wtf is that

Bob: Google it

Girl: 🍑 for £100
Bob (happy)

by BDEFSLCLU March 26, 2023

nfm

Short for Nigga Fax Machine. A mode of communicating by writing a note and having a friend deliver it to the person.

Guy 1: My phone is broken, can you be my nfm and let Amy know I'm gone on Thursday?
Guy 2: Sure thing man, I'll tell her tomorrow.

by Dread Pirate Roberts the 3rd June 4, 2011

nfm

abbreviation for "new from manufacturer"

I just bought this laptop off Ebay. It's opened but NFM.

by illestfob February 29, 2008

nfm

"nice flat midriff"; used only for girls

Dude, I wish I had that girl's body, shes got such an nfm!

by Mallorey April 21, 2005

NFMS

Prison

I'm gonna escape from NFMS
Wow did you know whatsername gave a bj in nfms?
NFMS is my home now

by Ryan the prick April 19, 2018

NFM

An abbreviation for 'Not Fucking Me'. It is used whenever you want to make it clear that you are unavailable for a particular task or option or title.

In terms of task:
"Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!"

Or in reference to a title:

"You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "

by MuffinTop Miza May 6, 2015