"You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit."
by Chaney P. October 21, 2005
Get the Like a Sunday morning shit.mug. Dude where have you been all morning?
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
Get the Morning After Shitmug. Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018
Get the two-shit morningmug.