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by cryla February 4, 2021

Mind of Mencia

n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.

Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.

"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."

by Mr. Bokbizzawk September 21, 2005

Mencia'd

Borrowing or Stealing someone else's joke, and later telling the same joke, but wording it different at the office or at a party.

Stealing a joke not of your own creation.

Simon heard a funny joke at work that afternoon, when he told it later that night at the bar, a coworker got angry because Simon had Mencia'd his joke from earlier that day.

by Btelepath March 26, 2007

mancing

Mancing is a man dancing by himself. This often occurs at home when no one else is around. Most mancing will involve wearing just underwear and socks but not necessarily limited to just undergarments. It is completely possible for mancing to occur in public and anywhere.

Marc: I love it when Tom Cruise starts mancing in Risky Business.
Zach: That's the only reason to watch that movie!
Joe: You're both gay.

by Marc Sauve December 17, 2005

Meanius

Someone so incredibly mean, in ways that few others could match. Essentially, a genius of mean actions.

I have never met anyone so creatively mean as Rita. She is truly a meanius.

by Jsm1 September 15, 2019

Meanie-bag

Either a bag designed to contain meanies, or a bag with meanie-like qualities.

Given the bag we used to round up those meanies also somehow stubbed my toe, this is a meanie-bag in both ways! Well, I'll be a jerkface deluxe!

by Nom de plumes of smoke September 1, 2010

blue meanies

A highly potent strand of psychedelic mushrooms, named after the characters in the Beatles movie Yellow Submarine.

Those blue meanies make you trip balls.

by BahLLama April 2, 2008