Magyver Stoner

a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.

jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"

by Sammy22334434556564 June 2, 2009

stoney macgyver

one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.

bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.

by Domer64 October 21, 2010

Shit Macgyver

(1) Someone who can find there way out of any shitty shitting situation using objects around them.

(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.

(1) While in Seville, Spain I shat in a public rest room. I later found out there was no toilet paper. Like any good shit macgyver, I wiped my ass with a trash bag the best available resource.

(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.

(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.

(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Sex Magyver

A sex macgyer will use anything and everything at their disposal, too achieve the desired effect, eg rope swings, with occy straps and zip ties

"Look at that, he's tied her up with an extension cord!"

"Damn that's a sex Magyver right there"

by OG-Nips May 25, 2018