May 20th 

National finger your gf day

May 20th is a day you pleasure your gf

May 20th by Weedmaster42069 May 19, 2020

May 20th 

May 20th is National Friendzone Day.

“Got any plans today?”

“No you?”

“It’s national Friendzone day!”

May 20th

May 20th by Peitho April 21, 2021

May 20th 

National Ask Out your Crush Day.

John: Bro it’s May 20th
Jack: Fuck I’m probably gonna get rejected

May 20th by OrginalExplorer May 14, 2021

May 20th 

Become straight for day day.

Gay person 1: Im glad im not straight
Person 2: Its may 20th!!!
Gay person: Welp i guess im straight now
*Gay person turns straight*

May 20th by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021

May 20th 

May 20th is national suck Edwards dick day and a birthday of a badass.

On May 20th we will party hard.

May 20th by DancingQueen829 October 15, 2019

May 20th 

Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.

Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.

May 20th by JesSUCCa October 20, 2019

May 20th 

National hoe day

“Aye it’s May 20th, what you on ma?”

May 20th by Oofperiodt October 17, 2019