March 9th

the day that all dicks will be untied in 2020 and they will much between to create a boob

Kelvin- Oh shit March 9th 2020 is exactly next year!
JoshyPoshy- yay so excited when our dicks become boobs! hope its a double Z!!!!

by chickennoodlebonesyummy October 15, 2019

March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day

Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh

by Cecejusi March 8, 2021

March 9th

The day the hottest, coolest, funniest, most creative, and most talented mf was born

Yo its March 9th, the day my bestie was born!

Oh shit the love of my life is born on March 9th thats crazy 🥵

by zoeedoten November 23, 2021

March 9th

NATIONAL SLAP ASS DAY!!!!!

On March 9th just go around ur class and just slap that ass. (Don’t be a bitch)

by Taskmaker302 March 8, 2022

March 9th

The baddest bitches were born on this day. Also most-likely to have a knife Knick

“Hey whens your birthday?”
“ March 9th”
“Oh so you have a knife Knick.”

by 638992/$*7);#/(# October 2, 2021

March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022

March 9th

you are the type of person who is a pisces ♓️ . you are very sweet , & give out anything for others but you do not tolerate bullshit 💯!

“ ayy ! yo personality is good .. yu must’ve been born on march 9th & yu are a pisces ♓️!! ” .

by idcimsb June 5, 2020