manatee

The only mammals that are completely unmoved by terrorst threats.

Family Guy is written by manatees? Of course, it all makes sense now.

by Danny MacFanny March 28, 2009

Manatee High School

A high school which contains mostly chronic stoners, alcohol abusers, freshmen with experience, and oh so lovely education.

Tim: I'm moving to a new high school.

Jim: Which one?

Tim: Manatee High School.

Jim: You're going to get jumped.

Tim: (sad face)

by Doesn't Matter :| April 14, 2009

huge manatee

A sarcastic knock on humanity.

Oh the huge manatee!

by Cirra April 2, 2008

manatee

A Wonderful sea mammal who swims around and says ralree. Can also be a member of the Fellowship of the Manatee.

Bob: "Hey - we should get manatee T-shirts for the club."
Bill: "Can we get shirts that say ralree?"
Bob: "Um...Ya."

by HardwareHank July 6, 2004

raging manatee boner

The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.

Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.

by Alabia May 24, 2008

evil manatee

A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to be a hostile, rude, unpleasant person for no apparent reason. Also known as a fat bitch, PMS blimp, whale of bad attitude, Disrespectius Vitellius, Miss Piggy having a grumpy day

I thought I was going to make some friends when I saw girls as fat as me laughing and joking around.. but they turned out to be evil manatees.

by lil miss missfit May 23, 2008

manatee effect

When someone possess negative traits to such an extreme that the person appears to exhibit the opposite positive trait.

Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.

Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.

Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.

Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.

by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011