May 2nd

National get a blowjob day

“Do u know what day it is”
“May 2nd?”
“national get a blowjob day”

by Littledickgang May 1, 2019

May 2nd

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

by Yeshelloitme May 2, 2021

May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

May 2nd

The finest most sexiest bitch to be born was born on this day. A taurus and very understanding, yet stupid and playful.

“God damn I wish I was born on may 2nd like him/her, there fine as fuck..”

by YourmomxXlmao12345 November 23, 2021

May 2nd

May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.

"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"

by Perz n molly for breakfast May 2, 2020

may 2nd

the day the best couple got together:)) and will be together forever no matter what:))

its may 2nd, the day the best couple got together

by imcorrectsostfu October 7, 2021

May 2nd

The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-

HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL

by Aknairp_ August 26, 2021