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Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

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The posture assumed by one who is very intoxicated - but not quite stumble-drunk.

Sarah - How long has Mike been at the bar?
Joe - I'm not sure, but he's been doing the left-leg-lean for about an hour now.

by jdmccallen March 11, 2008

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Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 is MY bbq she is pretty and swaggy 😜🤟 Connys Left Leg🥩🧍is very kind <3 i enjoy always talking with her.

i am your friend Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 but maybe we can be more 😳- nah i'mjust kidding ....
unless 👀

by 1-800stfu June 03, 2021

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The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

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