A person who walks into the gym wearing sweatpants and an undershirt covered in spaghetti stains and instantly becomes alpha male or female. How much do they lift? All of it. Lattanzio's have very high levels of intelligence, yet appreciate low brow humour including fart jokes. When not at the gym polishing they're guns, they can often be found watching television with one hand down there pants, a symbol of dominance.
A Lattanzio walked into the gym today carrying a flat of plastic water bottles over one shoulder, and a Tupperware container full of spaghetti in his other hand. Wish I was as big a beauty as that guy.
by LattBatt October 30, 2013
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Get the tgoulk lartana mug.Lattiana is a wierd person who thinks she can rap, but it has been seen that she has been beaten by amatuer rappers. There is also a rumor going around that she screams in hot guys faces. She's a creeper, and she likes to speak spanish ocasionally.
This is a rap made for Lattiana:
Luv u gurl
u rock this world
u mumble out spanish like it's nothin
To everyone u be frontin
there is no one like her
she is always so hyper
cuz nothin spells latti
like a big bowl of coffe
Luv u gurl
u rock this world
u mumble out spanish like it's nothin
To everyone u be frontin
there is no one like her
she is always so hyper
cuz nothin spells latti
like a big bowl of coffe
by funnysillyjaja May 27, 2009
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Latana Is Shit
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