lava balling

when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 5, 2013

lava balls

When a man's testicles are too hot and he must engage in man spread.

The guy on the bus must have had serious lava balls because his man spread took up two seats!

by AuntieFanny September 12, 2013

lavaballing

When a guy sits down in a seat and spreads his legs apart wide, as if his testicles were hot as lava and needed ventilation. Usually used pejoratively, especially against men who do this on public transit and so waste space or make their seat neighbors uncomfortable.

Ugh, I was on the T and this guy say down right next to me and was lavaballing halfway onto my seat! Rude and gross!

by ttdi April 26, 2015