DIRTY LAP DOG

A Small dog that is dirty/ A person who's dirty or does dirty shit
Sometimes my Brother Reggie acts like a dirty lap dog
by LightSkin_numba1 December 22, 2019
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Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.
Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own
by Funnygirl303 November 14, 2023
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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 22, 2022
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