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Kyrgyzstanese Halaal

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When your mom cooks food that tastes sooooooo gosh darn heccin bad, but instead of insulting her you make her feel better by sucking all the food up your urethra. (Warning:It might sting a little bit.
Ugh my mom cooked food tonight, I'm gonna have to pull a Kyrgyzstanese Halaal.
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
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Kyrgyzstani Wedding

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The act of Kidnapping your wife with a bunch of friends and forcing her into marriage
Tim: Yo, did you hear? I got Married
Bill: Wow, really? To Whom? I thought you where a Virgin Neckbeard
Tim: Yea, bro. I found a girl on the street, she looked like Sagari from "Eromanga Senesi" so we had a Kyrgyzstani Wedding
Bill: Dang, why didn't you Invite me? I could have helped you carry her
Tim: I did, but you said you were busy Tossing Salads behind an Arby's
by CoochieSayer420 December 2, 2020
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