knarf

Someone who follows message boards but never posts, a lurker.

That user is a total knarf! They've been here 10 years but only posted a dozen times!

by Kurtlives August 11, 2010

Knarf

smega that forms after getting off while watching child porn

i am such a knarf.

by Lizzy McGuire April 22, 2004

knarf

this is the grossest word i ever heard, if you use it you are sick

i cantven give one

by google April 22, 2004

KNARF!!!

Pronounced kah-narf, as in Kah-nife!!! Wahts wrong with you people??

knarf (kah-narf) pulled a chrome knife (kah-nife) on Kristy!! He almost kut her!!!

by The real, one and only "KNARF ALLINOB!!!!" January 9, 2004

knarf red

Knarf is someone who lives for his political interests and loves history class. Also, Knarf is the basic defenition for a bot called Frank.

Knarf Red has the same use as Bruh, but instead it's only used for anything associated with Frank.

Person A: How are you today?

Person B: Knarf Red..

Person A: Knarf Red

Person C: Knarf Red

Frank: ?

by Der Frank October 15, 2019

Knarf

When your friend is drunk as f

Yo you Knarf bad bro

by Nibba Cook February 29, 2024

knarfe

ABBV for Knuckle Barf. Knuckle Barf is when you are wanking so fast and furiously that you end up jizzing all up inbetween your knuckles!

Fuck man, I was wanking so hard to this porn and I knarfed everywhere!

by FujainPresidant July 16, 2018